What's So Funny About Work?
(Note: my office is really much neater than this!)
In honor of Labor Day, September 1, and all workers, here's a look at the lighter side of labor :
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried being a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it...and it was a so-so-job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
My best job was being a musician, till I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I wanted to start a bakery, but I couldn't raise the dough.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
I became a professional fisherman, until I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job with a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So I applied for a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
So I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I quit because it was always the same old grind.
Hope you had an enjoyable Labor Day!
(Thank you... thank you very much!)